holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
Do you like to drink/smoke and go to parties?
Nah I’m over parties, if I drink it’s usually just with my boyfriend
With Love by Hilary Duff cured my syphilis
How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed.
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
wow i look better than usual